Life is just funny.
A mosquito bit me in the lip last night so when I woke up this morning, my upper lip was approximately 182.9% larger. Imagine a collagen injection on the scale of Joan Rivers......but only on one half of my mouth.
I recently tickled a cute little kid. I tickled him a lot. Then out of nowhere he started farting. His increased laughter at his own farting led to a farting spree that lasted the better part of 2 minutes. It was absolutely uncontrollable. I felt kind of bad, but it was hilarious.
Lafe and 2-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper.
I was walking down the street in a nearby town when all of a sudden a little girl started asking me to come into their store and check out their hammocks. I politely decline when WHAM!! I hit my head on a beam sticking out the side of said store. After a moment of recovery the girl gave me the look of, "that's what you get for not shopping here." I felt like I had just stepped into a booby trap where the mastermind was not a savvy hunter, but rather a little girl.
There have been others along the way, but those are the ones that came to mind. Maybe the next time I see you, you can brighten my day with a similar set of stories.
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4 comments:
both the Dr Pepper and the farting kid totally just made me feel better about having wet socks and a shitty bike.
Wet socks...yep, that's sad. Bike....funny. Mostly because it's pink with hippie stickers.
Man you have horrible trouble with tickling people don't you? And I can relate with the booby trap incident =P
btw I now have my own blogspot...you should read it
eh-stuart...we eh-need a eh-new eh-post, hermano. que pasa down there?
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